Bil Morrison
I never intended the CBMMA to be an elitist organization. To ensure
that everyone understands the Rules of Membership, you must fall into
one of these catagories:
(1) Must own a Yamaha Triple, either 750 or 850, or any Yamaha model,
including but not limited to XS1100, RD250, RZ400, or have previously
owned a Yamaha or are related to someone who owns a Yamaha or live next
door to someone who owns a motorcycle or know a friend of a friend who
used to talk about owning a motorcycle.
(2) Must adhere to the mantra of the membership: Cheaper, Better is Much
More Acceptable; (I always thought it was the Cheap Bastards Motorcycle
Maintenance Association, ed.) must never let a Yamaha dealer do work on your bike
that you are quite capable of doing yourself. Yea, verily I say unto
you, a job worthwhile is a job worth doing your self and done right.
You practice this by consulting with your fellow CBMMA members using the
Ytriples reflector, for example.
(3) Must be a frugal, penny-pinching tightwad or exhibit those traits
whenever possible and pratical; call upon the name of The Lone Geologist
of the Apocolypse, patron saint of Thriftyness and Ham Radio, (because
we all know what cheap bastards those Hams are) when faced with a
cost/value decision tha could potentially affect your beer money.
In return for your loyalty and thrifty nature, the CBMMA member enjoys
some of the following perks:
While dining at any Denny's restaurant, receive free refills of ice
water! (must show proof of CBMMA membership)
Stay at Mother Morrison's Bed & Breakfast and Ham Radio Shack in The
Colony USA for free! (must make advance reservations)
.... and others as announced.
I hope this help clear the air. Meanwhile, I will be helping Mother
Morrison with tonights meal which will include home made Southern-style
pinto beans, which will be served at Mother Morrison's B&B&HRS, where no
clear air is neither expressed nor implied.
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